William Alexander MacLochlan
Lieutenant-General
31st Regiment (The Tyger's Klors)
https://tygerklor.angelfire.com/
tygerklor@gmail.com
https://tygerklor.angelfire.com/
tygerklor@gmail.com
Some of you might be wondering who I am.
I am William Alexander MacLochlan
I am also not him. That is my name, but all in a different language. I prefer Tygerklor, myself.
I am NOT an adult. I am 15 yrs old. I do live in New Zealand. I do like tygers and cats and CATS. I do (in a way) command the Tyger's Klors; I have computer games, and am proficient at programming, see?
So: About me.
I am about 1.8 meters tall, brown-black hair, quite thin, very pale, well freckled, still growing(!), and a Sci-fi reader.
What people call me:
Tyger, bad-breath (not going there), floobalwop (not going there!), Argon Theon (evolved from Argonatheon), Argon (duuh!), A-a-a-a-ah-achoo! (no, not a name, just sneezing says Chris), tritonian, flubba-dubba-wubba (my baby brother, about three weeks old), Yo, kid! (a biker down the road), Sir William (an aunt), and all sorts of other things.
I like:
Cats, CATs, Star Wars, cloned cows named Bessie, Robot Chicken, Lego, costuming (I had a good tiger one once, but it didn't have a "y", just an "i", so it had to go), and loads more stuff, including sword fighting (I'll tickle your catastrophe!), and drinkin' tomato sauce at school, and telling anyone who asks that it's blood.
Things Other People think I am good at:
Speech and Drama (I am definitely),
Finding really good hiding spots (e.g. climbing the drainpipe and getting on the roof),
Setting traps for anyone who follows me (like the time when I went walking in the forest, and kept putting pieces of tape between treetrunks (this kid followed me and got stuck in one),
Disguising myself (not sure how they came up with that one),
Frightening people (I once sat on a park bench for ten minutes, perfectly still, and then jumped out at Chris. He was SOOO shocked! He had been waving his hand in front of my face, worked out that I'd gone into a coma, and was walking to the pay-phone to phone the ambulance.
I got there before him.)
And that's all that I can remember.
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